Wednesday, August 24, 2011

I went to the dentist the other day. He was so impressed with my teeth that he wanted them for himself. So he pulled out my teeth and then his own, and inserted his teeth into my mouth and my teeth into his. It was very distressing and I was really upset to be stuck with someone elses teeth. Especially since they were too big for my mouth.

Luckily I woke up a few minutes later. I don't generally look forward to seeing my dentist, but I'm even less inclined to cheer when I have to see him now. Hopefully this is one dream that won't come true.

When I haven't been dreaming I've been spending a lot of time here:


and here:



and with these guys:


and, always, with her:



I'm considering writing an actual serious and personal post one of these days. Maybe I'll get my butt out of my ass and do it if I get bored enough with skipping around on the beach.

21 comments:

Generally Disgruntled said...

That is some sweet looking landscape. I jelly. Good luck getting your butt out of your ass. I recommend a full on buttectomy. Had one done a few years ago. It's not permanent because I relapsed

Timothy Bowen said...

It's not easy to get your butt out of your ass. Trust me, I've been trying for years

Mark said...

Awesome dog ^^ and some very nice scenery. Strike your dentist before they have a chance to strike you!

The Dawg said...

Teeth falling out or being messed up is a common dreamsign. I've had a few unpleasant dreams about teeth, myself. That reminds me, I've got a dentist appointment coming up...

Devour said...

Lol I like the pics awesome post!

Kid Shuffle said...

whoa, what a view! where is that???

Jay said...

my goodness, that is a beautiful place. you're a lucky something something! :D

Sylar said...

nice pictures :P

escapist said...

That dream you had sounds terrifying :s actually, anything that includes a dentist or teeth in general - at least for me. Those are some nice landscapes and I like your dog (that if it's yours. If not, it doesn't matter, I like it anyway).

Shaw said...

That's a pretty eff'ed up nightmare

Sylar said...

this is awesome
i like it

That Bastard From Bellingham said...

Duuuuude, some sweet photos here!

Lol, buttass...it's a butt that thinks it's an ass, but it's really just a butt~!

So many weird experiences with dentists. Prosthodontists don't freak me out inexactly as proctologists do.

I mean, who REALLY wants to be an ass doctor? Keep in mind, it's like gynecology - you might think "Dude, SWEET!" in the beginning, but remember that you ain't going to see ANYTHING really hot...and damn near every favorite body part will be messed up. Hell, that's why they're comin' to ya, y'know?

Just somethin' to think about...

DWei said...

That's a pretty nice landscape to wake up to. Well, anything would be nice after a dream like that.

Ting Kubby said...

Nice view/pics, looks like a good place to chill and gather your thoughts.

Rob said...

I've had some fucked up dreams myself lately. Nice pics.

Scrubby Bear said...

sounds like you had an amazing time! Great pictures and landscape!

Keep up the great updates ;)

cheshire said...

My dentist did the same thing to me; those bastards.

blorriepoes said...

its been a while, but I myself have returned!
Great post!!

Bigshanks BSc said...

Some nice scenery, where abouts are you from again?? And you don't need to force yourself to be serious like :p

Shockgrubz said...

That place looks great to stay in. It beats the ghetto. Great blog, Timothy Bowen sent me. I shall follow you.

*B* said...

Jag drömmer att jag är jag och att det är skitjobbigt och att ingenting förändras när jag vaknar förutom att jag har en blå kub i sängen som säger "Xzhazy!" varje gång jag rör vid den.