Monday, June 27, 2011

I am quite likely the clumsiest motherfucker on the planet. Or atleast among the top ten. Among other things I've accomplished in my life, I've kicked a heater during taekwondo practice. Four times. I've punched a freezer. I've accidentally stabbed my boyfriend with a butter knife. I've managed to pinch my ass to the toilet seat. Twice.

Yesterday I had one of the weirdest experiences though. I got my boob stuck in a door handle, I kid you not.

6 comments:

Behemoth said...

Oh lol. Get a pic to reenact it?

Thecrazymoose said...

Lol.

Ala Mode 7 said...

You're quite a mess huh? How did you get your boob caught on a door handle? How does that even happen?

StigmataHandjob said...

I was wearing a t-shirt and the door handle slid into the sleeve when I walked past, got atuck in my bra, and the momentum (I was walking pretty fast) swung me against the door and somehow I got my tit stuck in the process. I had no idea doors could do that. I have to admit they scare me a little now.

Sarahberry74 said...

I was hoping for a video reenactment
but i guess I will just follow this blog! Awesome post.

movie68 said...

At least it was just a butter knife