Wednesday, May 25, 2011

When it's windy, like it was today, you get pretty tired working in a huge ass field of dirt. And covered in soil, obviously. You go home and shower, the bathroom floor is black. You clean your ears, they're black inside. You blow your nose, what comes out of your nostrils is the earth itself. Or atleast a pretty good portion of it.

Also, I bought new shampoo. In the bottle, it smelled like earl gray tea. In my hair, it smelled like the carcass of a rhino wearing a crown of seaweed. Not bad.

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