Monday, October 4, 2010

snake? SNAAAAAKE!

I met a snake in the woods today. The following conversation took place:
"Sniper Wolf? Is that you? Holy shit you've gained weight"
"No, I'm not Sniper Wolf."
"But that IS a wolf with you."
"Nah, that's my dog, she just looks a lot like a--"
"Dude you're standing on my cardboard box. Don't stand on my cardboard box, I need that to hide from enemy soldiers. You're not an enemy soldier are you?"
"No, I'm just walking my--"
"Good, cause if you are I'mma strangle you. Are you sure you're not an enemy soldier? You kinda look like one."
"I'm pretty sure I'm not."
"Well then piss off, you're drawing attention to me when you're standing here talking like that."
"Okay, sorry to bother you."
"Fuck off."

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