Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Alan Wake

I'm absolutely compassionately unmistakably obsessed with Alan Wake. After finishing the game I spent three days on various internet forums going through all possible theories and clues I could find. I read the Alan Wake files, watched the Bright Falls-prequel, played the DLC:s, thought about it all night while Oscar slept next to me. The day after I reenacted the game using Oscar's torso as the Bright Falls area and my finger as Alan Wake. Oscar was not amused. But whatever. As long as I can figure out what the hell is going on in that town, that's a sacrifice he'll just have to make.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Haha. My dad kicked me out of his apartment after he got a raging outburst of assholeishness, because I missed a spot when I wiped off the bathroom floor after a shower.
Today my brother tells me my dad, in another one of his usual fits, tore the smoke detector off the wall and drenched it in the sink because he couldn't figure out how to change the batteries in the stupid thing.

My family is really hilarious in all the wrong ways.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

but that's how it goes

The past week has been eventful. Yesterday my brother and I went for an 8 kilometer hike in a nature reserve an hour from here, which was awesome. A whole lot of climbing which was really tough, but it felt great none the less. And the view was amazing.

I also unintentionally got a new TV. No complaints though, the image quality makes me shed tears with joy.

Monday, October 4, 2010

And another one. This is so fucking awesome I creamed my pants. Now I know what to get myself for christmas.
Also, this.

Glorious.

snake? SNAAAAAKE!

I met a snake in the woods today. The following conversation took place:
"Sniper Wolf? Is that you? Holy shit you've gained weight"
"No, I'm not Sniper Wolf."
"But that IS a wolf with you."
"Nah, that's my dog, she just looks a lot like a--"
"Dude you're standing on my cardboard box. Don't stand on my cardboard box, I need that to hide from enemy soldiers. You're not an enemy soldier are you?"
"No, I'm just walking my--"
"Good, cause if you are I'mma strangle you. Are you sure you're not an enemy soldier? You kinda look like one."
"I'm pretty sure I'm not."
"Well then piss off, you're drawing attention to me when you're standing here talking like that."
"Okay, sorry to bother you."
"Fuck off."