Saturday, March 27, 2010

You walk down a street, any street, in Osaka. You look at the buildings and see awesomeness everywhere. Giant crabs climbing walls, octopuses, statues depicting giant heads on feet. You look at the people and go NNNNGH #splurt# cause they have THESE CHEEKBONES AND OMG theyre hot. All of them. It takes a lot of self control to not rape people in the face when youre in Japan. Luckily, self controlling is what I do best. Besides from writing stupid ramblings in a stupid blog when I should be sleeping.

Which Ill be doing wearing a tshirt that smells like Oscar. Cause Im really gay like that.

4 comments:

Racso said...

wouldn't surprise me if they sell my smell in Japan. The Oscar Fragrance!

StigmataHandjob said...

They should. The Japanese dont smell anything in particular. Atleast not the ones I sniffed on the subway.

Curse said...

:] Jag känner mig lite rörd här och tänker att ni kommer att få en bra sommar!

Linbred, Japan later mig inte logga in. said...

Inte da. Jag ska jobba i gruvan hela sommaren och hata mitt liv.

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