Monday, March 22, 2010

"Nu ska jag gå till tvättstugan. Jag kommer säkert få det jättebra där."
- My aunt's boyfriend is unintentionally hilarious.

Called home earlier. My dad called me a piece of shit, asked me to buy a zulu spear to pierce the cat with, and demanded that I bring home the skin of a Japanese child when I return from the land of the rising sun. He later went on to tell me he hoped my eyeballs turn triangular. My dad is fucking awesome.

Lastly, I bought a new cellphone, hopefully I will now be able to communicate my thoughts of awesome even when I'm off to uncivilized lands. Those of you worthy will recieve the number soon.

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