Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I'm also completely fucking retarded. Just now, inbetween this post and the previous, I went to the bathroom to take what we Swedes refer to as a piss. And I somehow managed to pinch my ass with the toilet seat. Twice. I've never done that before in my life, I still don't know how it happened, and I did it twice in like five seconds.

Science, halp me.

2 comments:

Racso said...

Maybe it´s a warning signal that the toilet is becoming alive and wants to scare you. Or there won't be a phrase like "I shat my pants" when someone is scaring another! Anger leads to fear, fear leads to shit and toilets loves shit!

StigmataHandjob said...

This may very well be the case. And I like your explanation much better than the other ones I've recieved.