Thursday, July 23, 2009

Had a few pleasant surprises today. Went to my old shrink and after telling her what my situation is like now, she was quiet for a while and then goes "you know, you're one of the most intelligent and insightful people I've ever met, and you're also one of the toughest. You've been through hell more than once and you still turned out awesome. Once you get away from your family you'll be back on track in no time, and when you fully realize just how strong you are there will be no stopping you." After having been told all about how weak and disgusting and vile and whatnot I am for a year, that was a pretty fucking nice change. First time someone has had a little faith in me in a long time.
Second surprise I got from my aunt who told me one of her sons friends had told her he thought I was cute. I told her to offer his family my condolences for the death of their son's taste in women, but I was quite happy still. I also found Porno at the library (the Trainspotting-sequel, not actual porn, I get that off the internet), I found awesome bras that make my cleavage look like Grand Canyon and they only cost me five bucks a piece, and I got tons of stinky wet kisses from Amos, the most beautiful dog ever. So all in all it was a really good day.

Also, conversation of awesome:
Cousin: "Hey you know gay marriage is legal in Sweden right?"
Brother: "Yeah."
Cousin: "...and you know, it's legal for cousins to marry too."
Brother: "What are you trying to say?"
Cousin smiles and places his hand on my brother's thigh.
Brother: "I wanna go home now."