Monday, June 22, 2009

The Memory Keeper's Daughter. Kim Edwards. Read it. It'll do you good.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

conversation of win.

7:50pm Linda

how about august? i'm getting eye surgery in september

7:50pm William

probably be fall/winter

7:50pmLinda

aw dammit

7:50pmWilliam

can i have your old eye?

7:50pmLinda

sure

7:50pmWilliam

i need it for something

7:50pmLinda

you should use it as a key chain

you could rub it on people

while saying "i've got my eye on you"

7:51pmWilliam

you doing laser thing?

7:51pmLinda

yeah

7:52pmWilliam

awesome

i wanna do that

you can be cyborg swede

swedeborg

7:52pmLinda

im getting my exo skeleton next

7:52pmWilliam

which is.. like a swedish table, but whatever

wait.. that's bord

what's borg?

7:53pmLinda

ill be a cyborg table/swede

7:53pmWilliam

borg must be a word

7:53pmLinda

like an ikea transformer

Monday, June 8, 2009

swing a brick at my head kplz.

I work at a farm. 13 hours a day of shovelling shit and taking things that grow in the ground out of the ground. My coworker is from Thailand. His name is Hai. I sometimes sing to him. "Ain't no mountain hai enough" is his favourite. "Because I got hai" works too.

That's about as fun as my life is these days.