Sunday, April 5, 2009

WoW I hate you.

He: So have you tried World of Warcraft yet?
Me: No.
He: Why not?
Me: It's not a game, it's a dating simulator for people who can't be assed to learn to spell.
He: Oh come on, it's fun. You should play it with me.
Me: Eh no. I have less braindead activities to waste time on.
He: I'll be angry if you don't.
Me: I have no fear.
He: ...very angry.
Me: You'll have to do better than that.
He: Okay. If you play once, I'll let you do anything to me.
Me: Can I harvest your nipples?
He: Yes.
Me: Can I slowly rub your face against a goat's ass?
He: Anything.
Me: Okay then.


So I'm giving that shit a shot.

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