Friday, February 6, 2009

now.

Did it ever occur to you how fucking awesome it is just to piss? It's the best feeling in the world, by far. My old horse was a great pisser. She used to groan loudly as she relieved herself, you could really tell how much she enjoyed it. I tried the groaning thing. It feels good, but it tends to make people bang on the bathroom door and check if you're okay all the time. So I have to stop.

Or piss somewhere else.

Hm.

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