Thursday, February 19, 2009

Fuckyeah.

I has deodorant. And the deodorant has magical powers. You see, it has "irresistable beauty" written on it, meaning my ampits will be so fucking hot, people will completely disregard my crater of a face and failed strudel dough of a body. Not to mention the sewage sludge that comes out of my mouth, whenever I choose to open it. They'll be like "oh so you ran over my hamster with the lawnmower? That's fine, as long as you let me lick your Hello Kitty wallet with coin compartment to express my admiration for your armpits".

Yeah, just like that.

(It doesn't even smell good.)

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