Thursday, October 23, 2008

Ecki-ecki-ecki-ftang.

I maded a gay myspace-survey. Enjoy.

Your bf/gf leaves you for someone else what do you do?
Build a catapult. Put them in it.

Fifth message in your inbox?
"Everyone's fine. Noone's sick or hurt and only one died"

Your last ex wants to hook back up, you do what?
I'd say "Stop this botheration!"

Who were you with last night?
Some gay fat bards.

Do you ride roller coasters?
ALL! DAY!

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
All days are good days when you have heroin.

What were you doing at 10 last night?
Laughing my ass off at the canindians.

How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
About five minutes. Plus another say 27 if I'm going somewhere spethial.

What do you want right now?
A crowbar, some rope and a poncho. And also, some butter.

Would you ever dye your hair red?
Nah, you wouldn't be able to tell it from my face.

Are you bitchy?
*^_^*

If someone likes you would you want them to tell you?
Yeah. Unless they're cannibals. Or psychotic, parachuting mongolians with large knives. Actually, that would be pretty cool.

Do you want someone you can't have?
Yes.

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Fo sho. Like D-day.

Do you remember the person you first kissed?
JT. We were six years old, sitting in a hole in a hedge playing with transformers when it happened.

Have you ever kissed someone you hated?
I've never hated anyone enough to do that to them.

Are you afraid of commitment?
Not as afraid as I am of milking an epileptic cow covered in razorblades.

Do you like someone now?
Yes. No! Yes! Yes!

What is your current mood?
Squareshaped.

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?
Mebbe.

If you like someone does his or her name start with a B,K,R,C or G?
Nope. Well, Krang, obviously, but not the other one.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Studying the ancient art of playing Skies of Arcadia.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you feel comfortable talking to?
Absolutely.

Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
I have nothing to hide. Except for my canned testicles. People get uncomfortable around them for some reason.

Have you made any mistakes recently?
Mm, staying alive past the age of eight. I keep repeating that one for some reason.

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
Sort of, this one guy spontaniously combusted. :(

Where were you at 2:02 am this morning?
In a jungle, with Jack Nicholson.

Anyone told you a secret this week?
I kissed a girl with thirteen fingers.

Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
How about a gorgeous mind you shallow fucking cuntsalad?

If someone cheated on you, what would you say?
Eckelberry Humbertnick. It's not really relevant, I just like saying it.

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